I returned my library books!
The order in the world is restored no worries dear fellows
now I have a new pile of books to read, 3 of them I have already read,
I read 517 pages, with breaks yesterdays. tres proud of my eyesies
AND
I am tres happy
as my secret aliment has gone
but then I realized that I have scratched a hole into my head, and blood was all over my hair (which smells of shampoo
)))))
lol double chins
I sat next to Christopher Biggins yesterday in Shoreditch house
pantomime extordinaire
I want to go swimming there,
It is tres nice, everyone should become a member
and go to the hotel that my dad designed and is building there
tres tres fancy
yo diddly yo
lol
Doing my art is a pain
Cause I only ages people when I draw them
Now I will only draw oaps from this moment forth
OMG at the portrait gallery someone tried to steal my brother, but clevers me and ma soeur spotting her pedoness and transparent facade
and told her 'he would not like to go with you to get any paper'
lol
and I got stalked
by a drunk hobo, no lies!
I need pepper spray
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The BBC reckons that each person has only read 6 books from this list, put an X next to the ones you have read...
1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte [X]
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling [X]
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6 The Bible [X]
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwel
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman [X]
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Subtotal: 4
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott [X]
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier [X]
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien [X]
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
Subtotal:7
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll [X]
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
[bits of]Subtotal: 8
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis [X]
34 Emma -Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe [X]
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne [X]
Subtotal: 12
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell [X]
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
Subtotal: 13
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
[started] 52 Dune - Frank Herbert
[started] 53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon [X]
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night - Mark Haddon [X]
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Subtotal: 15
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
[started] 65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Subtotal: 15
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker [X]
73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett [X]
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson,
[started] 75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Inferno – Dante
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Subtotal: 17
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance - R. Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom [X]
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
[not all of them] 90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Subtotal: 18
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince (Le Petit Prince) - Antoine De Saint-Exupery [X]
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare [X]
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
Total: 20
haha, that sucked, I need to read more fancy books, 20% is rubbished, but if I read the books I started, then I would have a whopping 26%, now that is a much more respectable percentage!
dimples
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Drawings Due
Done: 8/10
1.
- oc friendlyness ---------------->
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- wolf et panther ---------------->
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- a kitty kat ---------------->
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- a dragon and it's rider ---------------->
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- hot oc (sorry) ---------------->
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- leah ---------------->
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- a froggy
8.
- a hawt orange haired lifeguard
9.
cassian goldine lurve ---------------->
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- the Rollicking Crab ---------------->
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